Lock up your shopping centres – and your theatres!

We are all familiar with that scourge of modern society which is the hoodie. We see them loitering around in small groups and immediately fear for our safety, our wallets and our supply of deliciously fresh-baked goods.

Yes the modern hoodie is indeed an urban terrorist – a troublesome pest and maker of much mischief.

And thanks to our specialist team of undercover shopping centre CCTV operatives, this pair were recently spotted in Thame. Not content with roaming the car parks looking for trouble, on no, these two had mischief in mind. For no sooner had they somehow found their way into a local theatre, than they began a despicable charade, pretending to be mirror images of each other.

So if you see these two hoodies, quite possibly in Thame, I urge you not to approach them but to contract your local hoodie protection unit.

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About Words of Little Relevance

Freelance stage manager; software and web tester; Excel and map geek; Tweeter; Blogger and Cake Eater. Often back-stage in and around Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire where I move scenes, or play with lights or sound.
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