It’s (never) worth coming back and looking at this from time to time, you never know what i might have added!!
- I doubt that I’ve ever done anything deftly since my conception. And strictly speaking, I can’t really take all the credit for that!
- I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.
- I am currently a certain number of years old (although I expect that that will change soon, certainly within the next twelve months or so).
- I am a child of the 60s (although my only real memory of the fashion of that era was my short school trousers).
- I was born in the twentieth century and will die (presumably) in the twenty-first.
- I have lived in Birkenhead, Manchester, Derby, Ilkeston, Shoreham-by-Sea, Worthing, Southampton, Cedar Rapids (Iowa), Reading, Chorley Wood (note correct spelling), Harrow and Wimbledon.
- I am happiest in a sleepy hamlet or on a quiet beach (my favourite spot on the planet is a tiny, quiet harbour in Sweden).
- I eat sushi, cake, a lot of toast, quite a lot of Corn Flakes (but never chocolate).
- I hate going to the gym (although the girl in the coffee bar is quite cute).
- I love going to the cinema (but don’t get to see nearly enough movies).
- I drink a lot of tea and coffee (but usually only decaffeinated).
- I have worked in aviation (you’d be surprised at what I’m legally allowed to drive around and park); medicine (nothing beats the thrill of holding a human heart in your hand, while it’s still working) and IT (if I ever think of anything interesting to say here, you’ll be the first to know).
- I’ve not worked in the pornography industry (and some of my friends may find that surprising, given my exhibitionist streak and modelling work).
- I thought that President George W. Bush was an embarrassment to the American people and it proved that the election of a US president was too important an issue to be left to the Americans to sort out alone.
- I don’t have a high pain threshold (although my screams are incredibly manly).
- I have a low boredom threshold (thick people bore me almost instantly).
- I put off having to replace clothes for as long as possible (I have jumpers that are twenty years old).
- I hate cooking (but love eating the results of someone else’s).
- I like watching the morning sunrise (but hate getting up for it. I’d rather STAY up for it – and then go to bed)!
- My ideal woman would be a mixture of Mary-Louise Parker, Lily Allen, Kim Thompson, Gail Trimble and Gillian Anderson.
- My desert island woman (for sex) would be (Mary-Louise Parker).
- My desert island woman (for conversation) would be (Gail Trimble).
- Being a dessert island, I’d hope they’d both be happy to switch roles now and then.
- No matter how many hours I work and how tired I am, my insomnia keeps me awake (and then I’ll sleep for ten hours, go figure).
- I hardly ever wear underwear (in case I need to get naked in an emergency).
- Although I have shopped at Agent Provocateur.
- I decided that by writing some of my thoughts down it might free up my mind a little (it hasn’t).
- I secretly like lots of Christmas songs.
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